Where's Blondo?

Sebastian Mader

Find this foreign spawn branching in a tree, taking in a canyon, drowning in mud, and pulling up tape from a highway. She's also seen donning a jean jacket in a shaggy motel room and wearing fake mustaches in a diner. She really is trying to feel America.

And this is only the first part.

See Mader's series, "Let Me Feel America I."

—mamita